What Men Should Know About Their Women’s "Privates"

A wise girl saw some of her male classmates plucking
mangoes. She pleaded for one, but they refused and
asked her to climb. She climbed and plucked as many as
possible. When she got home, her mother asked, “My
dear, how did you get all these mangoes?” She replied,
“I asked my classmates to give me, they refused and
told me to climb. So, I climbed the tree and plucked
them.”
The mother shouted and said, “Foolish girl, didn’t you
know that they wanted to see your pant ?”
The girl smiled and said, “I know mama, that’s why I
removed it before climbing.”
This article is for men and it discusses what they need
to know about this all-important female body part —
the va'gina (also called the birth ca'nal). This is a no-
holds-barred health information supplement for you. If
you cannot deal with such details, then please stop
reading now.
If you can, just lie back and enjoy the information
below...
Exercise
There have been many articles attesting to the joys
of regular séx and its many health benefits. In fact,
one article recommended that women should go to bed
without knickers in order to air out the va'gina during
sleep. Men like that, as it sends the ‘right’ signals. It
is also nice to perhaps have a late night shower!
A comedian said that the best adornment to wear for
it is ‘specticles.’ And if you are taking it out for
exercise, you should ensure it is in pretty good shape
and looking fine.
Many men prefer a shaved va'gina and I do prescribe
it for you. It is important in order to enjoy the act of
séx: visually, geographically and maximally as P-
Square would say. Further, you should use all your
senses when in front of the va'gina and do not just be
ruled by your ‘brain!’ Be in tune with all the different
sensory stimuli from your partner.
Smell
I won’t go into any sordid details, but you need to
appreciate the smell of the va'gina you are interacting
with. This is from the health point of view. The va'gina
should smell fresh and natural without insulting the
nostrils. Odd smells reminiscent of the fish joint or
‘mama put’ bukateria should be frowned upon. Insist
on an open discussion and an explanation before
further events. Discuss the issue of discharges, even
menstrual flow and infection openly with your partner
and show you care. Of course, you care about the
health and wellbeing of both of you.
Let’s make one important point about cleanliness of
the va'gina. Douching is washing or cleaning out the
va'gina with water or other mixtures of fluids. It is
not recommended and appears to cause more harm
than good. The vagina has its own resident bacteria
which the normal acidity of the va'gina keeps under
control. But douching can change this delicate balance.
This may make a woman more prone to va'ginal
infections. Plus, douching can spread existing va'ginal
infections up into the uterus, fallopian tubes, and
ovaries.
Sight
Visual inspection and admiration of the va'gina
enhances sexual intercourse. It is also of real health
benefit. Look for rash, cold sores and blisters which
may indicate scabies or even herpes. Be aware of
va'ginal discharges, including bleeding during séx.
Evaluate the discharge or secretions from the va'gina
for normality.
For example, cer'vical cancer causes odd, smelly
discharges, bleeding and pain during séx. Ask
questions about routine assessments by the doctor and
encourage your partner to seek help. I think that
every household should have their own gynaecologist/
obstetrician. Learn to share!
Everyone should be appalled by female genital
mutilation (FGM) as still practised in some parts of
Nigeria. Should you know of anyone who believes in
this criminal act, please kindly report them to the
police. FGM spoils the beauty of the va'gina and should
be abolished forever.
Sound
Some va'ginas make noise as if you are on a joke fart
pillow. And some others make a sloshing sound due to
so much va'ginal secretions or perhaps a poor fit. You
decide. It could be that you need a pe'nile enlargement
or maybe she needs a tailor. I know a good one!
Is séx painful for your partner? All that exercise too
much for the va'gina to take? It might not be down to
your own physical fitness and prowess. Painful séx can
be due to bacterial va'ginosis, va'ginitis, va'ginismus
and rough séx. Listen to your partner for sounds of
joy and not cries of pain.
Touch
It takes time, practice and an anatomy lesson to
appreciate the feel of the va'gina and navigate your
way to all the hot spots without using Global
Positioning Satellite. Most of the va'gina is erogenous
but a combination of touches and feel allow you to
discover what works for your partner.
The G-spot is one of those favourite places that many
men look for. It’s one of the wonders of the world and
worth revisiting time and time again. Once you find it
in the va'gina, your woman becomes or can become
putty in your hands. Please don’t ask me where it is!
BY DR. BIODUN OGUNGBO